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I changed my phone number this past week. Devastating. After 7 wonderful years together I had to abandon it against my will. Why you ask?

Because of you Kevin. You crazy, pathetic fucktard. I mean REALLY?? After over two years you're STILL calling me??? What part of "never call me again" did you not understand? I mean, I know you didn't go to college but a five year old can understand that. Get a life! Oh did you actually think you were being stealthy?? Please, I can recognize your stalker-creepfest voice anywhere "George." You're probably recording these calls so you can add the tapes to your shrine along with my broken old bike. Psycho.

Oh and congrats on beating out the ENTIRE state of California in blog views. Ugh, you're HALF of all my blog views. My skin is crawling.


I mean, an average of 8 times a day? I don't even post that often and I can't imagine what sick pleasure you get out of the mundane brain vomit I post on this. I'm sure you're hoping I'll post some "oh my life is so hard, why me?" crap. Well I hate to disappoint. My life if fabulous and I love every minute of it since I kicked your sorry ass to the curb. I would have done it about 9 months sooner too but I couldn't think of a way to get all my shit back without you either burning it in a bonfire in your front yard or murdering me and burying me in your backyard.

Getting you out my life has been the best decision of my life and I will NOT let you force yourself back in. I was kind when I broke up with you but I'm done with that. You really want to know why things didn't work out between us, here it goes:

You are an insecure alcoholic with daddy issues. Boo hoo, your life is so hard, why does everyone else get breaks? News flash: Your parents gave you a truck, job, AND house. I'm sorry I didn't realize you worked for those, oh wait, you didn't. I can't even begin to say how much I hate people who don't realize their decisions affect their own lives. You didn't like how your life turned out? Guess what? YOUR FAULT! So stop throwing yourself a pity party and stop trying to latch onto my life. Oh, and I've loved two people in my life and neither were you. Yep, I lied. A lot. I guess because I could. I mean, what were you going to do about it? Dump me? HA!

Luckily, I've grown up a lot since then so I'm no longer that vindictive girl and I know I deserve someone who loves me and wants to be with me for exactly who I am, not change me or possess me (or stalk me). And the next time I meet someone as wonderful as Chris I won't blow that either. I mean, I really messed up on that one. He was amazing and perfect in every way. He treated me the way every girl should be treated and I blew it because I was too afraid of getting hurt again by someone I truly cared for. I'm so glad he's still a part of my life, even only as a friend.

But you, you need to move on and leave me alone. Hopefully calling you out here and changing my phone number is enough. I"m guessing it isn't and I'm sure you'll find a way to stalk me further but I've done all I can at this point. Now leave me the fuck alone!