This should be their ad campaign, I'd enroll

Then There Are the Brave Few Who Would Join Me on This Pole
Professor: Say that you were to walk into class, and I was wearing...a red thong.
(students laugh) I'm not done. I also have sequins on my nipples--and my hair is in a red Mohawk. Half of you would turn around and walk out. The other half would think, "Eh, I can always drop the class."

Santa Rosa Junior College
Santa Rosa, California
via Overheard Everywhere, Feb 4, 2009